I've already sucked on an iPhone, so maybe I can fuck around on a car, too

I asked a non-Russian maid for coffee... and this is what came out of it

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

If you don't want to lick your balls, get your dick right down your throat and don't whine

She lets me fuck her in the pussy and in the throat, but she demands cum on her face

I like to have my dick in me and cum on my face — can you handle it?

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

Why be ashamed of the neighbors, let them watch how diligently she sucks

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Redhead got a cock in her pussy only after fondling the cock with her mouth

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you